about gorilla monkey pen

i am gorilla monkey pen. i lived in my dad's drawer at MIS. i got bored so i escaped and am now going on all sorts of adventures! aunt jen is going to help me keep everyone up to date with this blog.

8/10/2005

a time to reflect.....



well, the cone is off and i am taking some time to reflect on my life. the time i spent in the drawer, then my escape and subsequent adventures. dad is repulsed by the licking incident and doesn't want me back. it's sad, because you're not supposed to blame the victim... but aunt jen says i can stay with her. she's real busy, so everyone complaining about this bog not being updated needs to shut the hell up! ciao people......

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

sorry to hear about your father rejecting you...I guess some pens (I mean kids) are just hard to love...I will be your girlfriend if you like older women..I kind of look like a pen so we may make a great pair...hope that Jen is taking care of you...

Anonymous said...

does Gorilla Monkey pen get to go downtown with Jenn next week? Do you think he can behave and not embarrass her? Not likely...poor tiny Gorilla Monkey Pen....