SBC for life!

mom likes her new job, but misses her friends (even my dad who is mean an picky! dog saliva is not bad for you!) anyways, she said maybe i can come downtown for some new adventures....

a time to reflect.....

well, the cone is off and i am taking some time to reflect on my life. the time i spent in the drawer, then my escape and subsequent adventures. dad is repulsed by the licking incident and doesn't want me back. it's sad, because you're not supposed to blame the victim... but aunt jen says i can stay with her. she's real busy, so everyone complaining about this bog not being updated needs to shut the hell up! ciao people......

looking for love in all the wrong places....

i was feeling lonely since i broke up with the pen in vegas. i thought maybe i'd hit on one of the many cats in this place..........



the gray one was into me big time, but i wanted to hook up with the black chick.



she was obviously not interested.



next thing i know someone is smearing peanut butter on my face and all i see is this tongue coming at me!



this is the last thing i remember seeing.



next thing you know, i wake up in bed with this cone on my head and major head trauma from the licking injury.

dad....i think i wanna come home soon!

greetings!!!

hi, i'm gorilla monkey pen. i snuck out of a desk drawer and am looking forward to having fun!

this is my dad. he doesn't like it when i touch his ear.

i went to vegas and married a nice pen...

but we got into a fight and i split town.

more later!